Kids Are Quick

    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 
    MARIA: Here it is. 
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 
    CLASS: Maria.

    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 
    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' 
    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O -D-I-A-L 
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong 
    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 
    DONALD: H I J K L M N O. 
    TEACHER: What are you talking about? 
    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 
    WINNIE: Me!

    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 
    GLEN: ! Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' 
    MILLIE: I is... 
    TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' 
    MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 
    LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 
    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

    TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 
    CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

    TEACHER: Harold, what do yo u call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 
    HAROLD: A teacher.