Math Jokes: Part 3

Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?
Jackie: Nine.
Teacher: That's not right, you'd have eight.
Jackie: No, Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!

If you add 3452 and 3096, then divide the answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get?
The wrong answer !

Who invented fractions?
Henry the Eighth !

"Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Today she asked us again!" 
Birds on the mountain, 
Fish in the sea, 
How you passed math 
Is a mystery to me.

How are you doing in arithmetic ?
I've learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

What makes arithmetic hard work ?
All those numerals you have to carry.

Fred: I got 100 in school today.
Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History.
Mother: Well, at least you can add !

I got 100 in an arithmetic test and still didn't pass.
Why not, for goodness sake?
Because the answer was 200.

Why are misers good math teachers ?

They know how to make every penny count !