The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

    50° Fahrenheit (10° C) 
    -New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. 
    -Canadians plant gardens.

    40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C) 
    -Californians shiver uncontrollably. 
    -Canadians Sunbathe.

    35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) 
    -Italian Cars won't start 
    -Canadians drive with the windows down

    32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C) 
    -Distilled water freezes 
    -Canadian water get thicker.

    0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) 
    -New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. 
    -Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

    -40° Fahrenheit (-40° C) 
    Hollywood disintegrates. 
    Canadians rent some videos.

    -60° Fahrenheit (-51° C) 
    Mt. St. Helens freezes. 
    Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

    -100° Fahrenheit (-73° C) 
    Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. 
    Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

    -173° Fahrenheit (-114° C) 
    Ethyl alcohol Freezes. 
    Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

    -460° Fahrenheit (-273° C) 
    Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. 
    Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

    -500° Fahrenheit (-295° C) 
    Hell freezes over. 
    The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.