Primary School Jokes

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was definitely swallowed by a whale. The story says so. 
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human. 
When I get to heaven, the little girl said, I'll ask Jonah. 
What if Jonah went to Hell? 
Then you ask him.

This little girl was watching her mother doing the washing up when she suddenly realised her Mum has several strands of white hair. 
Mum, why has some of your hair gone white? 
Well, see, every time you are naughty a bit more of my hair turns white. 

There was a short pause as the little girl thought this one through: 
How come all Grandma's hair is white?

A Sunday School teacher was discussing the Decalogue with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to honour thy father and thy mother she asked them if God had said anything about how to treat brother and sisters. Yes Miss , piped up one six year old, Thou shalt not kill .