The Salary Theorum

    Salary Theorem 
    The less you know, the more you make. 
    Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power
    Postulate 2: Time is Money.

    As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time 
    And since Knowledge = Power and Time = Money 
    It is therefore true that Knowledge = Work / Money 
    Solving for Money, we get: 
    Money = Work / Knowledge 
    Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Moneyapproaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Workdone.