School Trips: Part 2

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THE BOO / HOORAY JOKE

TEACHER: Well, class, this year's outing will be to the seaside.
CLASS: Hooray!

TEACHER: It will cost fifty pounds
CLASS: Boo!

TEACHER: bye train, or two pounds by coach.
CLASS: Hooray!

TEACHER: The headmaster will be coming
CLASS: Boo!

TEACHER: to see us off.
CLASS: Hooray!

TEACHER: The weather will be wet and windy
CLASS: Boo!

TEACHER: in China and warm and sunny in England.
CLASS: Hooray!

TEACHER: There will be no paddling
CLASS: Boo!

TEACHER: until we get there.
CLASS: Hooray!

TEACHER: Lunch will be boiled fish and cabbage
CLASS: Boo!

TEACHER: for me and crisps, Coke and chocolate for you.
CLASS: Hooray!

TEACHER: There will be a visit to the museum
CLASS: Boo!

TEACHER: or, if preferred, to the funfair. 
CLASS: Hooray!

TEACHER: But we must be back by twelve o'clock
CLASS: Boo!

TEACHER: midnight!
CLASS: Hooray!