Science Jokes: Part 6

What microscopic animal solves mysteries?
Perry Mecium.

What would you get if you crossed vegetables with a necklace?
A food chain.

What do you call angry bacteria?
A cross culture.

How much was the science student paid?
A cent a grade (centigrade).

Why was the month so worried?
Its days were numbered.

What do you call a blue white metal?
Zinc about it.
What does a skeleton use for skating?
Its shoulder blades.

Where do you buy used arms for robots?
At a second hand store.

How did the computer programmer get out of prison?
He used the escape key

What do airports and computers have in common?