Short Jokes: Part 2

    Mother: How did you find school today?
    Daughter: I just got off the bus and there it was!

    Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?
    Pupil: Not very much!

    What would happen if you took the school bus home?
    The police would make you bring it back!

    Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.
    So what's so great about that?
    It's snowing outside!