Short Jokes: Part 2

Mother: How did you find school today?
Daughter: I just got off the bus and there it was!

Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?
Pupil: Not very much!

What would happen if you took the school bus home?
The police would make you bring it back!

Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.
So what's so great about that?
It's snowing outside!