Short Jokes: Part 3

Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!
Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!

Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?
Pupil: I get up early!

Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line?
Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there!

Mother: How was your first day at school?
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Mother: Does your teacher like you?
Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper!