Short Jokes: Part 4
What did you learn in school today?
Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!