Short Jokes: Part 4

    What did you learn in school today?
    Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!

    Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
    Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!

    Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
    Class: Hooray
    Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!

    Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?
    Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!