Short Jokes for Teachers: Part One

    Pupil (on phone): My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.
    School Secretary: Who is this?
    Pupil: This is my father speaking!

    Son: I can't go to school today. 
    Father: Why not?
    Son: I don't feel well
    Father: Where don't you feel well?
    Son: In school!