You Might be a School Teacher if...

...marking all A's on report cards would make your life so much simpler.

...meeting a child's parent instantly anwers the question, "why is this kid like this?"

...when out in public you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know and correct their behavior.

...when you mention "vegetables" you are not talking about a food group.

...you believe "extremely annoying" should have its own box on the report card.

...you can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside.

...you can't have children because there's no name you could give a child that wouldn't bring on high bood pressure the moment you heard it uttered.

...you encourage an obnoxious parent to check into charter schools or home schooling.

...you encourage your spouse by telling them they are a "good helper".

...you have no life between august to june

...you know one hundred good reasons for being late.

...you refer to adults as "boys and girls".

...you think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.

...you want to slap the next person who says, "must be nice to work from 8 to 3 and have your summers free!"

...your personal life comes to a screeching halt at report card time.

...you've ever had your profession slammed by someone who would never dream of doing your job.