Homework Jokes: Part 2
PUPIL: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
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TEACHER: Did you do your homework? PUPIL: No teacher .
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TEACHER: This homework looks like your mothers writing. PUPIL: Of course, I used her pen!
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SON: Dad, I'm tired of doing homework .
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TEACHER: How do you like doing your homework? PUPIL: I like doing nothing better .
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Well, I figured out what I'm going to be doing in my old age - |
I have so much homework to do it doesn't leave me any time for my studies.
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I'm so far behind in my homework that my 2nd grade teacher asked me to bring my parents to school.
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I'm going to lead a long life.
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TEACHER: That should be enough homework to keep you busy. |